Finally..Neeraj’s Suspense

Current Tune: Lakshya ko har haal main paana hai

On Tuesday, the news that we were waiting for we received….. Neeraj ko ek job offer mila hai… aur woh bhi Mumbai main! :grin: As you might know, Neeraj is working at TCS in Lower Parel. The satisfaction level in means of work as well as salary is not up to par. Neither one of us was satisfied with his current work condition and have been looking for better opportunities. We wanted to try to stay in Mumbai as much as possible because Neeraj already settle ho chuka tha wahan par (he’s been in Mumbai for a year now). Toh kahin bhi aur jaate toh phir wohi jhanjhat…nayi jagah…flat khareedho…life adjustment. Here, he is already used to what life is like in the city that never sleeps. :cool:

TCS main woh ek client site main kaam kar raha tha jahan no net connection, and he was working with freshers. His background is Java/J2EE and has two years of work experience (so he was one of the most experienced people there). He is interested in J2EE development work, and the current project had only 15 days really left of development work (the project has been going on for quite some time and he joined towards the end). His commute to Lower Parel from his home in Goregaon East was also a hassle. That problem was going to be solved in the next two weeks as Neeraj was going to look for flats near his office. The salary that TCS promised was lower than expected (due to tax cuts and other annual benefits – which isn’t benefiting us at all :no: ).

For those reasons we needed to make a switch. Job satisfaction is key. Toh ab usko ek US based company main offer aaya hai, Lionbridge. Its located in Powai (Hiranandani Business Park). Neeraj will be shifting to somewhere near Powai as his current home is too far & his current lease will be ending in two weeks. Perfect. :smile: The salary is very good and better than TCS. Now the project. They have not told us what the project is going to be but it will be Java/J2EE related and Neeraj’s designation is now Senior Software Engineer (at TCS he was Systems Engineer). That is very much of a plus and will look much better on his resume. Neeraj liked the facilities as well and yes, there should be a net connection there. :smile: So after looking at the factors we have decided to take this position, and Neeraj will begin on Monday. :grin:

Today Neeraj is going to go pick up his offer letter, ask any other questions we have (we want to be 100% with this company, TCS jaise phir se dhoka nahi khaana hai), and then we will be moving forward with his career. I think that this will definitely be a step up for him than TCS because he was gaining nothing there. To make sure that he gains something here, we are hoping that he will be able to speak to the project manager today when he goes there.

Toh ab mere ko maloom hai ke tum log kya soch rahe hoge.. party and mithaayi. :razz: Toh…US wale ko party apun denge…India wale ko party Neeraj dehga..aur Australia wale ek doosre ko party deo! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Apun ke jokes — one of a kind! :rotfl:

Chalo ab Neeraj ko oothane jaane ka hai mere ko. :smile: Alvida. Jai Mata Di. :wave:

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118 Responses to Finally..Neeraj’s Suspense

  1. Manpreet says:

    Lakh Lakh Mumbarkan Neeraj te Poonam ji :grin:

    Yup, all these biggies (like TCS etc) are bullshit companies :grumpy: . Sirf ‘Brand name’ hai, aur kuch nahin hai, and that too is diminishing day by day.

    Well, all the best to both of you for your future endeavors :)

  2. Poonam says:

    OH Manpreeuuu – thank you jee thank you :lol:

    Tumne bilkul sahi likha hai. In fact I was so excited when Neeraj joined TCS kyon ke maine socha tha ke yeh company pakke main usko USA bhejegi. US toh durr ki baat…itna aana khaani kiya..aur BILKUL unorganized. Samaj main nahi aa raha hai ke yeh log itna aacha kaise kar rahe hain market main. :roll:

    Thank you for your good wishes. :smile:

  3. rash says:

    Badhaii ho Badhaii :D

  4. Poonam says:

    Oh rash jee – thank u jee thank u. :smile: Ab apun wapas jaa rahe hain..teri mail khatam karne :wink:

  5. Chetan says:

    Congratulations! Neeraj. Hope you’ll enjoy your work and workplace better at the new one.

  6. Poonam says:

    Thank you Chetan from Neeraj’s behalf! :smile:

    We are hoping the same and one of the major reasons we are being so thorough with this company. That’s how it is when you try to learn from your mistakes, right? :grin:

  7. JaI says:

    TCS is big alright, but they got here majorly as head hunters, they are one of the biggest off shore developers and everyone knows how the work environment there is. not one of the best places to work in :mrgreen:
    Lionbridge is a decent option, hope that he gets job satisfaction there as a senior guy !

  8. Poonam says:

    That’s right Jai – your points about TCS is the reason we went there. Even today they are making more revenue (on offshore development) than Infosys and Wipro.

    Yep – I really hope so too that he gets the satisfaction that he deserves there! :smile:

  9. Monty says:

    Luck of the best from Monty Singh!! fullo fallo aur taraki karo.

  10. Poonam says:

    Oh thank you jee Monty Singh :smile:

  11. Manpreet says:

    ‘Monty Singh’ se ek PJ yaad aa gaya.. I got it about 2-3 days back

    Kuch bhi kar lo, ab yeh desh SMS ke bina nahin chalega.

    SMS bole to S=Sardar M=Manmohan S=Singh :rotfl:

    On the same lines
    SMS = Sardar Monty Singh :mrgreen: or
    SMS = Sardar Manpreet Singh :rotfl:

  12. Monty says:

    Sardar Monty Singh ke bina desh nahi chelaga kyunki woh Punjabi compulsory kar dega :p & Like Sardar Manpreet Singh said, jisko punjabi nahi aati, back to school including nosey girl :p :p **I hope she doesnt read this :p**

  13. nosey girl says:

    MONTY!!… maarungi main tereko!!
    Waise I don’t mind going back to school.. but definitely not to study punjabi!!…
    tussi log bas ab wait karo.. main tum sab ko apni “sadiyal” punjabi se torture karungi!!
    **evil laugh**:twisted::rotfl:

  14. Monty says:

    LMAOoooooo, imagine if we start calling you Nosey Girl now !!! :lol:

  15. Monty says:

    Chup SMS, maaregi woh tere ko :razz: :razz:

  16. Rash says:

    Monty… you dare not even think of doing anything like that..
    bachchu acha nahi hoga!!
    :twisted:
    And Sardar Monty Singhji hum aapko hi maarenge… Manpreete toh badi cute si soni punjabi kudi hai… teri tarah twisted nahi!! :p

  17. Manpreet says:

    KUDI…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lagta hai rash ne bhi vodka pee hui hai :rotfl:

  18. Monty says:

    Manpreet kudi? How exciting!! Meri sohni kudi, kabse mujhe thi teri talaash.

  19. Rash says:

    Omg… don temme that Manpreeu is not soni kudi but sona munda?!?!?
    **faints!!**

  20. Monty says:

    Abhi chadi isko Vodka seedha !!

  21. Manpreet says:

    Isliye kehta hun.. u guys shouldn’t drink so much :rotfl:

    PS: “Sona Munda”. **flattered** :mrgreen:

  22. Monty says:

    Kash koi ladki mujhe bhi sona munda bol deti, mein toh uske liye ek business class ticket khareed deta, lekin afsos, some ppl have all the luck!

    Laa laa, Ye lo New Fruiti, ek dum juicy, is ko piyo, ladi khush! Ek dum nayi flavour, Juicy frooti !!

  23. Rash says:

    nahi man.. ab mainu serious confusion hon diyan..
    Yeh Manpreeu kudi hai ki munda!?!?
    Hai re… mujhe koi jaldi batao!!!!

  24. Monty says:

    Rash, Manpreet is a guy yaar!!! Hamarre pyaare bholle bhaale Sadar ji :grin:

  25. Manpreet says:

    Yaar rash…. Tu tubelight se bhi do kadam aage hai.. us last nosey post is testimony to that.. :mrgreen:

    ab tak to samajh aa jana chahiye… :rotfl:

  26. Rash says:

    oh haan ok..
    so Manpreet is a dude…
    Wonder what I was thinking!!

  27. Rash says:

    haan.. woh aa gaya tha..
    I missed that :p..
    woh had gone to brush my teeth :p :D

  28. Rash says:

    arey… woh refresh nahi kiya tha.. tumlog ke new msges aa gaye the… but i didnt see them!!..
    utni bhi tubelight nahi.. lekin lil tipsy :p :lol:

  29. Rash says:

    First things First… ab Manpreet ke liye koi dusra nick name socho… this Manpreeu thing is soo girly and sooo confusing!!

  30. Monty says:

    Its a Friday morning for you nosey!! Why are you tipsy?

  31. Manpreet says:

    Pehle Chetan, ab Rashu

    Next time yeh galti na ho, isliye I suggest Poonam should write on top of every post ki I am a GUY :P :rotfl:

  32. Monty says:

    SMS is his nick name na-> Sardar Manpreet Singh

  33. Rash says:

    Ek sardarji mere ko tubelight bol raha hai…. ehh stop haan.. nahi toh I’ll come back with loads of Montia-Manpreeta( like Santa-Banta) jokes :p :lol:

  34. Monty says:

    Montia !!!! That sounds weird nosey. Think of something nice.

  35. Rash says:

    arey Sardar-Sardarni… jo bhi yaar.. subeh subeh mere ko deemag pe jor lagane ko keh raha hai… ASAMBHAV BALAK!!

    And mera email nahi khul raha!!:banghead: Aisa mere saath hi kyun hota hai!!:cry:

  36. Monty says:

    Are you trying to open the wooster email? I’ve sent you soooooooo many emails but you havent bothered to reply back

  37. Manpreet says:

    Poonam sir pakad legi.. when shw will see that we have flooded her blog…hehe

  38. Monty says:

    I’m sure poonam will be shocked when she gets up and checks her mails to see the # of comments and all of them unrelated to the post :rotfl:

  39. Rash says:

    Monti.. I know it sounds weird… that was the idea dude :p
    :duck:
    Haan re… I sent you that mail.. fir refresh karne ka try kiya toh khul hi nahi raha… you na.. you jinxed it Monty! kidding kidding… apun try kar raha hai… You’ll get teh replies baba… thora sabar kar:lol::rotfl:

  40. Poonam says:

    Tum sab jeeo hazaaro saal! Mera dil khush kar diya!!!!!! :lol:

  41. Monty says:

    Poonam? What are you doing at 1am? ha ha ha… We’re usin your blog as a means of chatting with each other coz of the stupid wooster account!

  42. Rash says:

    haha ya.. bechaari punnu..
    But Im enjoying this… not missing my msger much right now :D

  43. Poonam says:

    Ok toh nobody likes Manpreeu???? Apun ko toh bahut pasand aaya?? Aur life main maine kabhi sunna nahi hai ke Manpreet ladki ka naam ho. Par non-punjabis ko shayad woh pata nahi hoga. :smile: hain naa Rash?? :razz:

    Hmm…toh apun Manpreet ko… Manpu kar de?? :smile: Any problems or issues??

  44. Poonam says:

    Apun Neeraj se baat kar rahe the..ab nind nahi aa rahi hai..toh apun bhi join karna chahte hain yeh chatting main :lol:

  45. Monty says:

    Yah right rash! not missing your messenger that doesnt connect :p

    Punnu, what weird names ar eyou coming out with yaar? poor manpreet

  46. Manpreet says:

    Poonam… u awake at this hour? Right now, spamming gurus were at work :rotfl:

  47. Poonam says:

    Waise Rash..tu toh ab toh kaafi din se Manpreet se baat kar rahi hai.. ek baar bhi realization nahi hua ke yeh ladka hai ke ladki??

    Sorry dear Manpuu for the confusion :smile: Yeh non-punjabis ka ki kare??? :lol: :mrgreen:

  48. Manpreet says:

    read it as ‘are at work’ :smile:

  49. Rash says:

    Arey Punnu dear jaagi huin hain!?!?1
    And Manpreet hota hai ladkiyon ka naam!!… mere school mein ek Manpreet teacher thi!!…
    And Manpreet Brar toh suna hi hoga!!… woh female hi hai na?!?!? :p
    yeh Manpreet-Mandeep-Gurjeet-Gurdeep-Gurpreet sab unisex names hain :duck: :lol:

  50. Monty says:

    Its friday 4pm !!! ONE HOUR TO GO AND THEN WEEKEND. PLUS I’m FLying to Sydney tomm !! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  51. Manpreet says:

    My turn to put my mark on 50th post this time

  52. Manpreet says:

    Oh shit.. i missed by 2 posts… :irked:

  53. Poonam says:

    Manjeet ladki ka naam suna hai.. Manpreet toh mere office main bhi kaam karte hain.. sab ladke hain. Ajeeb hai. Tu kah rahi hai toh unisex naam hoga :smile:

    Toh nickname kya rakhe?? MBS?? Aur ab Rash se…nosey girl :grin: wah wah.. toh tum ban gayi NG. HEE HEE HEE :razz:

  54. Monty says:

    Manpreet Brar!!!!! Woooooooooooooooo, She was good!!

  55. Manpreet says:

    MSB ya SMS chalega…. :mrgreen:

    Waise, hats off to Monty Singh for suggesting ‘Nosey Girl’ wala naam… haha :hyper:

  56. Monty says:

    Nosey Girl !! and SMS !

  57. Monty says:

    nosey girl was suggested by Rash herself re

  58. Rash says:

    Punnu-This has become the most comments wala post na… mast hai :D And about Manpreet nahi yaar.. baat shaat was only in comments and woh bhi aaj jitna toh kabhi nahi.. ab pata chal gaya na :lol:

    Manpreet ji… abse I’ll call you paa ji!!… that ways no confusion!!

    Monty- Arey you guys going to Sidney woh bloggers meet ke liye na.. wahh… kitna majaa karoge… 2 minute ke liye tumlog sab mere baare mein baat karna haan?!?!??… mujhe khushi hogi!!:rotfl::lol: And ek peg Absolut mere taraf se pee lena :p

  59. Monty says:

    What if your blog crashes and cant take so many comments at one time? and you have to do a clean install of wordpress again. Muuhaawahahaha.!!!

  60. Poonam says:

    Mere ko Manpreeu pasand haiii :rotfl:

    Hmm…Kuljeetiyaa bhi mere ko bahut pasand hai par Kuljeet and Manpreet main koi resemblance nahi hai :grin:

    Chalo Manpreet ban gaya MBBS :lol: bolle toh Ridhish toh bahut khush hoga yeh sun ke

  61. Rash says:

    me didnt suggest it as such… woh toh tumne kaha ki “I hope nosey girl doesnt read this” or something like that… fir meri pagal budhi.. I replied to that comment as nosey girl.. toh naam pad gaya … hai re.. ajeeb ajeeb naam hai…. but its better than teh other things which I’ve heard ppl call me… isiliye l;age raho..
    So now for Manpreet we have- SMS, MSB and fir paaji bhi hai…
    Chal Manpreetu you decide :p

  62. Monty says:

    Yes rash, i’m going for the bloggers meet & to stay with Devesh. Will get back by Monday night. I cant have absolut on your behalf in Sydney coz Devesh is a whisky man & Ridhish a juicy fellow, so when i come back, i’ll have absolut on your behalf.

    Papa says “beta have only 2 pegs, not more than that” So from next time “will have 2 pegs from my side, one from your side, one poonam, and one SMS.

    5 pegs good enough ! :rotfl:

  63. Poonam says:

    Paajeeee tusi bhi aa jaao!!! Wah wah.. I like it! Sort of goes with Pav Bhajeeeee :rotfl:

  64. Monty says:

    but its better than teh other things which I?ve heard ppl call me

    Can you give details?? :grin:

  65. Monty says:

    30 mins to go home !! I’m going for iRobot today!! yayyy. And after that maybe Pool or Bowling and after that Dharmesh ki mummy ke haath ka khaana!!

  66. Poonam says:

    Oye meri taraf se peene ki maharbaani karna.. Apun tumhari kamm karni ki koshish main..aur tum jyaada jhaari rakh rahe ho..

    Aur I HOPE ke toot nahi jaaye. Please mera comments link ko tod nahi dena…warna main puraane tumhare comments delete karne lag jaaongi :lol:

  67. Manpreet says:

    Manpreet
    Manpreeu
    Manpreetu
    MSB
    SMS
    Paaji
    MBBS
    Pav Bhajeee
    (am i missing anything? :p)
    I wonder.. kisi ke itne saare naam ho sakte hain kya?

  68. Manpreet says:

    30 mins… me still have six hours left to sulk in front of this damn PC…
    :irked:

  69. Monty says:

    Chill poonam chill !!!

    Manpreetooooooooo ;)

  70. Rash says:

    Monty-I’m getting all J.. kaun kaun aa rahen hain bloggers meet ke liye?!?!.. RIdhish, Devesh aur tera toh malum hai… fir Khushee and Vidya, and Nadia and Tash and and all bhi?!?!?
    Jo bhi hai.. tumlog sab kya masti karoge!!
    and about the things which other people have called me.. arey woh sab bachon ke kaan ke liye nahi hai!:rotfl::smile::lol::twisted::razz:

  71. Monty says:

    Rash didi, batao naaa, bataoo naa!!!

    Have a look at the bloggers website.
    http://abm.rediffblogs.com

  72. Rash says:

    Arey you guys decide teh name and all.
    Punnu Di aap so jao
    Monty Singh ji… you have a nice weekend
    Paaji-bas 6 ghanton ki baat hai.. bad mein bhangra karte rehna..
    Now me has to kato for teh daily torture session… catch you guys later… and I really enjoyed this :razz: :smile::wave:

  73. Monty says:

    Manpreet, i started 6 hrs prior to you also na :p :p

  74. Poonam says:

    Haan haan yeh monty and MBBS bacchein ko nahi batana.. par apun ko bata sakti ho :hyper: :hyper:

    Wow. The bloggers meet should be fun! That’s going to be real cool! Rashmuu…tujhe hum ek surprise deh rahe hain.. dekh ke aaise ho jaayegi :shock: :rotfl:

  75. Rash says:

    Rash didi?!?!?!?!
    **faints**
    revives for a bit and says-”Nosey Girl bhi Rash didi se better tha!!
    **blacks out again**

  76. Monty says:

    WHO SAID RASH DIDI !!!! Kiski aathma aa gayi mere aandhar.

  77. Rash says:

    abey.. this is soo addictive
    Kya surprise punnu?!!??…
    ab im going.. promise.. this is the LAST comment…
    12 baj gaye.. wahan tr mera 12 baja degi!!

  78. Poonam says:

    bye bye Rashmuu.. tumhare 12 baj gaye.. hain naa Manpreeuuu :smile:

  79. Monty says:

    TEACHER TEACHER !!! Tell Nosey Girl to sing a sadiyal song no please.!!! Its a humble request from Devil

  80. Manpreet says:

    N O S E Y :rotfl:

    Me back…. Boss se peecha chuda ke aaya hun :p

  81. Manpreet says:

    rash… please yahan mat gayio…

    warna.. sachi mein.. poonam ki site down ho jayegi :p

  82. Manpreet says:

    84th comments… yeh to sach mein record banne wala hai :rotfl:

  83. Rash says:

    Haan.. apun wapas aa gaya hai!!
    Tum log kahan ho?!?!?.. nahi re aaj didi ne sadiyal gaana nahi gaya.. aaj didi ne toh gaana hi nahi gaaya!! Kal final day hai toh bachon ko akele gawa rahe the.
    And main 32 ghante ke liye gayee ki nahi.. mera toh pura inbox hi bhar gaya!! And am I not supposed to be the lukha one here?!?!.. tumlog teeno toh bade ho, buzurg ho and best part hai ki tumlog kaam pe ho… kaam pe yeh sab kiya jata hai!!??!? wahh… fir toh mere ko bhi kaam chahiye!!:rotfl::smile::lol:

  84. Rash says:

    **and main 2 ghante ke liye gayee ki nahi..

  85. Poonam says:

    apun kaam par nahi the… apun toh ghar par the….neeru pe phone par baat kar rahe the… soo ne ki tayyari main the.. :rotfl:

  86. Manpreet says:

    Rash, khaberdaar mujhe buzurg kaha to… :twisted:

    Yes, I was at work… but somebody told me that we should make maximum use of companies resources… :mrgreen: I hope my boss doesn’t read this :p :rotfl:

  87. Rash says:

    oh ya malum hai punnu ki tu ghar pe thi..
    but monty saab ji toh kaam pe hi the and paaji bhi!!
    And yeah… you should make the most of company resources.. **nods head in approval**

  88. Rash says:

    This is the 90th comment.. aur 10 karne ka and make it 100 people..
    start working :)

  89. Manpreet says:

    lets start the countdown…
    10 :mrgreen:

  90. Manpreet says:

    Chalo.. me going home now… won’t be online for the next 2 days…

    So, wishing you all a VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY… Have fun! :grin: and lots of Beer!!! :rotfl:

  91. Poonam says:

    Oh oh so sad. Tum log kaamyaab nahi ho paaye. :rotfl: Nice try though. :cool:

    Actually baat kya hai Rash ke Monty Singh ka job bilkul time pass hai. :smile: Woh hamesha koi banda/bandi dhoondh raha hota hai baat karne ke liye. :lol: Aaj usko apun ka blog mil gaya! :rotfl: MBBS ka maloom nahi…shayad itna kaam nahi hoga yaa phir josh aaya hoga tum dono ke saath. :grin:

    Apun ko bhi buzurg nahi bulaao!!! Apun nunne munne bacchein hai. :rotfl:

  92. Rash says:

    Arey main akele hi yahan pe 100 comments kar doongi…

  93. Rash says:

    tu bas dekhti jaa :p…

  94. Rash says:

    Monty Singh na.. bilkul bekaar hai.. apne ko malum hai… lekin ladka mast hai… dekho aaj usne ham sabko kitna entertain kyia!!

    Monty Baba ki Jaii!!

  95. Rash says:

    And you say that paaji is usually does what he is supposed to do in office… but today was one of those odd days huh!?!??!..
    Hope ki aise din aur hoten rahen :)…

  96. Rash says:

    Aur thora sa baaki hai.. fir yeh century ho jayega…
    **start rolling teh drums!!**

  97. Rash says:

    And Punnu ji..mere liye toh aap sab bade buzurg hi ho… and I’m gonna call you punnu Di and mere ko kahin pe toh aapne Chotu bula hi diya..

  98. Rash says:

    Aaj ham sabko itneee saare naye naye mails mile na?!!?!?!?

  99. Rash says:

    naye naye mails nahi- naye naye naam
    **hits her head**

    Lol.. ok… 100 comments ho gaye..
    tantaraa….

    **does the murgi naach**

  100. Poonam says:

    Aakhir main century kar hi diya ladki ne!! Badhai ho everybody badhai ho! Party sharty nahi maangna is baat par..aur party chaiye ho toh yeh post ka anth pad lo ke neeraj aur main kaise party dene wale hain :rotfl:

    Badhai ho chotu (rashuu) tumne toh kamaal kar diya 100 comments ke saath! Dil jeet liya! Haan Manpreeu ke aaise din aur bhi aaye office main jahan just baatein shaatein hi kare :grin:

    Neeraj site dekh raha tha toh usne mere bataya ke 100 comments ho gaye.:lol: **shaahbaashi to rashu**

  101. Rash says:

    Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou!!
    **waves out to the cheering masses**

    In this moment of soo much honour and glory I would like to thank GOD!! Yes, He’s the one.. without him, I can’t do nothing. Next I would like to thank my mom and dad for being smart enough to get me into this world… mom-dad I love you ..muah..
    Next I would like to thank all my family and close friends… Thankyou guys for making me the person that I am today…
    I would also like to thank the prime minister of our great desh- the original SMS dude…. aap nahi hote.. toh hamara kya hota?!?!?!
    And ofcourse EKta Kapoor… you are the one Ekta ji who has taught me soo much about family and relationships.. yeah.. you made it sooo easy for me to learn it all.. what did I do!?!??!… just turned to Channel V everytime I saw a serial starting with K.
    I would definitely like to cease this opportunity to thank my fellow spammers- Monty and Paaji…. lets have a round of applause for these lovely 2 punjabis… and yes… hold your breath Ladies and Gentlemen.. they have given me the green signal to go ahead with Montia-Manpreeta jokes… these jokes will be a step ahead of Santa-Banta jokes!!… watch out for them!!
    And last, but not the Least… I would like to thank the owners of this blog- Punnu Di and Neeraj Ji… Peace and God Bless… and hope that you don’t get bugged with me :p
    That’s all I want to say… **sobs**.. Thankyou once again people!!
    **waves and sends a round of flying kisses**
    Love, Peace and Empathy
    Rash

  102. Poonam says:

    Aacha saved the best for last?? :smile: (apun ko sab se last main thank u jo kiya). Hehe.

    Tera yeh comment pad ke toh main hasi hasi hasi. :rotfl: Original SMS ne toh abhi tak kuch kiya nahi hai..mere ko lagta hai ke thank u toh Vajpayee saab ko jaata hai :duck: :lol:

    Montia-Manpreeta jokes? :rotfl: Chal chal is main toh main bhi madat karongi. Ek din Montia jaa raha hota hai sadak pe..toh Manpreeta mil jaata hai..Manpreeta poochta hai..ke kitthe jaa raha hai oh Montiya Singh? Montiya kehta hai ke…. halwaayi jondaa hai jee..koi jalebi chalebi khaane..Manpreeta kehta hai..toh balle balle jee..menu bhi saath leh chalo..Toh dono Montiya-Manpreeta jaate hain saath saath…phir Manpreeta poochta hai ke Montiya Singh jee tusi ko maloom hai naa ke halwaayi kahan hai..Montiya kehta hai ..oh haan jee haan…tusi fiqar nahi karo..dono phir chalte chalte jaate hain….aur ek naya shaher main aa jaate hain..Manpreeta kehta hai ke oh jee tusi kahan leh chale ho jee..yeh toh apna Punjaab nahi lagdaa.

    Maloom chala ke Montiya Singh halwaayi ka raasta bhul gaya..aur itni masti main chal raha tha ke Pakistan pahunchchaa diya!

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Apun toh great hai jee!!! :rotfl:

  103. Rash says:

    Punnu ji.. yeh kya ajeeb sa joke tha… halwayee khojte khojte dono pakistaan pahunch gaye!?!?.. aisa aisa stupid kaam toh dono roj karten honge na?!?!? :p

  104. Poonam says:

    yehi toh inka kaamaal hai chotuu …jaa rahe the japan pahunch gaye chin.. same funda :rotfl:

    jaa rahe the halwaayi..aur pahunch ke border ke us paar :rotfl: :rotfl:

    apun ko kaha gaya hai ke apun ke jokes shayad apun ko hi samaj main aate hain :lol:

  105. Rash says:

    And ya.. sorry poeple.. I forgot to thank Oprah.. woh thora gusse mein abhi phone ki thi… soo lemme give her my due.
    Thankyou Oprah.. Thankyou for letting me meet soo many people … someday I know that you will have a show on blog spammers and I will be invited(saath mein apun ke gang ko bhi shayad karegi) and ofcourse the gift given to the audience will not be the usual shampoos and soaps and cakes, but some BW :lol: :rotfl:

  106. Rash says:

    Haha Punnu mast hai.. tu isi tarah apne jokes samjhati reh.. toh humlog ko koi problem nahi hoga..
    Ab yahan 12 bajne wale hain.. mainu toh sone jaa rahin hun.. nahi toh kal subah wahan reiki class mein mere 12 baj jayenge…
    You take care honey and have a nice day :D

  107. Poonam says:

    Oprah? Tu Oprah dekhti hai?? :no: Ab samaj main aaya ke US aane ka josh kis liye hai :wink: Chicago aana apun uske show main jaayenge :smile:

    Kaash Oprah yeh dekh paati..tujhe toh koi special gift dehti :lol:

    Haan jaa behna jaa. Subah reiki ki class main jaana hai..aache se karna hai….pehle apne aap ko heal karna hai..aur phir aur logon ko! :lol: Enjoy karna khub aur bahut kuch seekh ke aana aur phir batana mere ko!

    Take care!! Have a good weekend! :lol:

  108. Rash says:

    Haan kabhi kabhi Oprah dekhten hain… it’s sooo funny most of teh time… especially those couples wale… who have fights and come to Oprah to get it solved.. hilarious man!!… I’m evil yaar.. woh bechare roten hain and hum hasten hain…
    I don’t watch tv yaar… hamesha toh isi dabbe ke saamne din kat jata hai…aur raat bhi :twisted: .. toh TV kab dekhen!?!?? :rotfl: :razz::lol:

  109. Poonam says:

    Sahi hai!!! Main bhi kabhi kabhi dekhti hoon – most of the time bore ho jaati hoon uske saath :yawn:

    Aur Oprah shayad nahi par many of these other shows were people come on with their “problems” are usually fixed or rigged and they are just acting. Isn’t that crazy??

    Apun bhi just “Astitva” and “Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin” dekhte – din/raat yaa phone par lagi hoti Neeru ke saath yaa phir yeh chota dhakkan ke saath (laptop) :rotfl: Very similar we are, aren’t we? :lol:

  110. Manpreet says:

    Rashu & Punnu: You guys think that I work in office!!!!!:shock::shock::shock: Arre, my friends say that I’m having a paid holiday here :mrgreen: :mrgreen: LOL

    Montia-Manpreeta joke… was a strange one…

    Ek joke meri taraf se bhi :p

    Punnu and Rash are walking home after having dinner. They’ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
    Punnu has a brainwave and says to Rash, “Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I’ll stay out here and look out for the police”.
    Rash breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Punnu is wondering what the hell she’s doing.
    Eventually Punnu sticks her head around the door and sees Rash running from bus to bus and looking very worried.
    “What the hell are you doing, get a move on!”
    To which Rash replies, “I can’t find a number 25B anywhere”.
    Whereupon Punnu, holding his hands to her head in disbelief, shouts, “You idiot, steal a number 27 and we’ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!”
    :rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

  111. Poonam says:

    Toh tumhara bhi schtyle in the office bilkul Monty ki tarah hai. :lol: Aacha hai..jab tak hai..tab tak aish karo :lol:

    Aur yeh tha joke? :smile: Isse toh better toh apun ka joke tha :grin: :grin: Rashu aur bus ko steal karegi?? :lol: :lol: Jab tak bus ko garage se nikaal bhi dehgi..tab tak police aa jaayegi:!: :rotfl:

  112. Neeraj says:

    Hey friends..thanks for the good wishes. I came here to read this post earlier also but could not get time to post a comment. So you all have crossed the magic figure, a great century of comments by great players like Rashu, Manpreet and team. Cheers!!!:rotfl: Though sometimes comments were not related to the post, it was real fun to read them all:smile: Aur mere ko lagta hai kee ab main bhi thoda zam ke participate kar saku!! bas ek baar Net access mil jaaye nayi company mai . I hope milna chaiye:smile: Anyway I am going to join LionBridge this Wednesday. Its location is really good. Nice office. I guess I will definitely enjoy working over there.
    TCS has given me a surprise gift of abt 9000 bugs. They paid me 9000 more than what my monthly salary is. After finding out the reason I came to know that a component of my salary ‘Variable Allowance’ they pay quaterly so I got the money for three months. Yo!! :rotfl: Perfect time to say see ya baby!!

  113. Monty says:

    That was hilarious manpreet. Getting off at the roundabout and walking the rest. LOL :)

  114. Monty says:

    Whats a murgi dance btw?

  115. Poonam says:

    what murgi dance? i scanned thru the comments but seemed to have missed it somewhere. :roll:

  116. Monty says:

    Comment 101 !!!